The Plight of the Parasailing Donkey
Only in Russia would a donkey “choose” to go parasailing. It seems that the old Stalinism perseveres, and now even donkeys are being called into an ever-more important career-field. Poor donkey, baying and freakin’ out….This won’t stand well with the folks over at the FATSACK (Farm Animals Threaten: “Stop Allowing Cruelty!” kiosk). When will they get it? Vodka, parachutes, boats, and livestock do NOT mix. Donkeys of the world unite! Buck up and refuse extra-circular barnyard watersports activities!