“Ahoy”, World! (My answer to the automatically generated first post, titled “Hello World!)
Alexander Graham Bell envisioned that his newly invented Telephone would be used with the standard greeting of “Ahoy!” Had the power of the telephone been realised at the time of its inception, Bell’s affectionate salutation might have taken hold. Now that we all know of and can appreciate the importance of Mr. Bell’s invention, I propose that the citizens of the world recognize his ingenuity and salute dear Alex, by way of an enthusiastic “Ahoy” upon our next reliance of his device. This is a true story and we should all pay our respects to Alexander Graham Bell… all he wants is a simple ahoy.